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Sunday, 15 May 2011


Linux Inside.. LOL
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Hi all, in this blog i want to share some good linux and windows jokes and funny one-liners about linux and windows :)........

There are lots of linux and windows jokes out there on the internet and I bring some real good jokes for you all :).....

Here are ...... Enjoy!!
1) Linux, DOS, Vista -- The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly.

2) Failure is not an option -- it comes bundled with Windows.

3) Linux, because we don't need no steenkin' Blue Screen of Death!

4) Computers are like air conditioners -- they stop working properly if you open WINDOWS

5) The nice thing about Windows is - It does not just crash, it displays a dialog

6) Microsoft gives you Windows... Linux gives you the whole house.

7) Going from DOS to Linux is like trading a glider for an F117.

8) Microsoft is not the answer. Microsoft is the question. Linux is the answer.

9) Never trust an operating system you don't have sources for.

10) Linux: "Good evening Mr. Gates, I will be your server this evening."

11 )This is Linux land. In silent nights you can hear the Windows machines rebooting.

12)Windows - The best $199 solitaire game you can buy!

13) Windows is true multitasking... it can bootup and crash at the same time!

Macs are for those who don't want to know why their computer works..... Linux is for those who want to know why their computer works..... DOS is for those who want to know why their computer doesn't work..... Windows is for those who don't want to know why their computer doesn't work.

15) Three male programmers were in the bathroom standing at the urinals. 
The first programmer finishes, walks over to the sink to wash his hands. 
He then proceeds to dry his hands very carefully. He uses paper towel after paper towel and ensures that every single spot of water on his hands is dried. 

Turning to the other two, he says, "At Microsoft, we are trained to be extremely thorough." 

The second programmer finishes his task at the urinal and he proceeds to wash his hands. He uses a single paper towel and makes sure that he dries his hands using every available portion of the paper towel. 

He turns and says, "At Intel not only are we trained to be extremely thorough but we are also trained to be extremely efficient." 

The third programmer finished and walks straight for the door, shouting over his shoulder, "At Sun, we don`t piss on our hands."

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